Hahahah!

Look at Mr Loser-face here, jaw dropping to the fucking floor at the sight of me steaming up his screen!

Did you just catch a loser boner there loser-face? I can feel the funk of your loser drool hitting the floor at warp speed... almost as fast as your loser hands reached down to that nasty cock of yours!

OMG! You want to catch a stroke for me? Hah! Ok then, go on... Do it... Touch that loser skin tag cock of yours for me.

C'mon! Stroke it! Pump it, make it throb! All while I remind you just how pathetic and useless you are! Never ever gonna get this pussy!

LOSER!